Right self: Throw more stuff away!
Left self: Why?
RS: It's dusty clutter.
LS: Well, if you threw everything away you would not have that tiny little notebook you found today that was Andrew's when he was seven.
RS: You mean the one where he wrote that Emily is his best friend? And they play Life together. And the 700 Club is his least favorite TV show?
LS: That's the one.
RS: It's just a dingy notebook.
LS: And look, here he writes in his scrawly seven year old printing, that what he likes most about Emily is that she lets him have a dip in her prize bag. And that math is his favorite class. And that he likes to root against E-Z For U. And that his favorite team is UNC.
RS: I'm never going to get anything thrown away. Let me see that notebook...